WE ARE GOING TO HELL!!! (or at the very least Detroit)

I have come to several solid conclusions. There IS a hell. 98.9765% of the world is going there. It will have top 40 music playing in Kids Bop format over loudspeakers on every corner, day and night. We will all be forced to dress in NOTHING but graphic print t shirts and blue jeans. ABC family, VH1, and MTV will be the only 3 t.v. channels available. It is truly a bland, useless and horrifying place. I shudder. Ugh...I know I say it time and time again, and that I will continually say it time and time again, but POPULAR CULTURE MAKES ME VIOLENTLY ILL. The people we put on television today and emulate or idolize is just so sad and depressing. My sister in law, who is like my own little sister (god bless her confused, programmed little heart) just adores this cookie cutter peice of dogshit Kendra. Yes yes, the "Girls next door" Kendra. I sweat to god that woman is not human but rather a failed attempt to bring a malformed Barbie Doll to life using the brain of a slightly retarded duck and the personality of some wet dry-wall they found in a dumpster. If Kendra's brain registered a spark of intellegence she would burst into plastic melty flames due to the slightly retarded ducks inability to handle a coherent thought. It's truly sickening and disturbing that this train wreck is put on television, even worse that anyone would admire or as my sister says "just love her." Kendra is just one of the MANY of the "What the hell are you doing BREATHING much less on Television???" crowd. These Magnificent Morons of the Modern Day include but are in NO WAY limited to, the Kardashians, Those Jersey Things, The human waste they cast on shows such as "Flavor of Love", "For the love of Ray-J", basically any reality show with the words "Love" and "For" in it. Why? What are you actually contributing to society? What purpose do you serve? Why should I brake to avoid running you over in the street? We are selling ourselves into stupidity and lameness for the sake of entertainment. Yup...things are getting shot to hell in a hurry