Is it too much to ask for a faerie tale?....These words were asked recently by the girlfriend of my brother in law. I regret the first person I talk about in my family is this complete and total spaziod but such is life I suppose. Now...it's hard to get a clear picture of how absolutely and how honestly and truly CRAZY this bitch is without knowing her personally, but trust me. This bitch is 110% no holds barred certifiable. She belongs in the looney bin. We are talking about a woman who claims to talk to invisible "faeries", sees her "ghost children" that haven't been born yet. HONESTLY BELIEVES she is a DRAGON TRAPPED IN A HUMAN BODY. The list of absolute insanity goes on and on and on. The really scary part of all this is she is involved in CHILD CARE. Yes, you heard correct. She is responsible for people's children. Not my child mind you, no no no no. I would never consent to leaving my daughter with her unsupervised. I am loathe to have my daughter exposed to this whacko pain in the ass to begin with,but I do actually really like my brother in law, unfortunately that means sticking a fork in his girl creature's eye socket is pretty much out of the question. Now, check this out. She blogs about a dream she had where my brother in law turned evil and wanted to destroy the earth (HEY! that's my racket!!!) so she...KILLED HIM. Yup that's right. Killed him...stabbed him in the heart with a dagger. How's that for warm and fuzzy lovin'. "Baby I had a dream about you last night!"
"Oh yea! What did we do sweet cheeks?"
"I shoved a dagger into your heart, lover boy."
Wow....yeah...Hallmark moment there. Now to top that off SHE FUCKING BLOGGED ABOUT IT!!! It's bad enough you dream about stabbing your significant other to death, but then you BLOG ABOUT IT!????!??! Like I said. She is a total fruitloop. So according to her blog today, they are having some relationship problems. Ummm...yeah. I would kinda imagine. My advice to my brother in law is this. Get rid of her as quickly as humanly possible. You are dealing with a psychological time bomb. Get away now before it's too late. I would also highly suggest in investing in a shotgun as well. Maybe 2 shotguns. I don't think even a lobotomy could cure the kind of crazy this bitch has wrong with her. Also if you keep wondering why I refer to her as bitch, I don't do that in general but she definitely earns the term in my book. A know it all, delusional psycho controlling maniac bitch. Well that's my news and rant for the day. Run my boy...run as fast as your legs will carry you and never ever look back
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