Friday, February 26, 2010

The New C.E.O of Frustrated Incorporated would like to make the following PSA.

Good morning fellow drones, robots, clones, clowns and mimes of Frustrated Incorporated. Over the past 72 hours that our fine organization has existed, we have done absolutely nothing what so ever to see that you, our fine members whom do not exist, and the public in general, in no way benefit from the extensive amount of absolutely nothing we do. Here at FI it is possibly, though unlikely, that is is someone's goal to do something for someone, if we cared enough to. Which we do not. Over the next few days as I slowly lose interest in this, I look forward to a period of not so prosperous growth in which we ignore new challenges, shy away from bold new directives and set new standards for general apathy and overall disdain. I am in no way grateful that you are not wasting time reading this and wish syphillus upon you for having something better to do. Remember, here at Frustrated Inc.; We fucking wish you would die from peniscrotal degloving (google it). Piss on you all for your pathetic lack of attention. Go sodomize yourself with a large stick.

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