WE ARE GOING TO HELL!!! (or at the very least Detroit)

I have come to several solid conclusions. There IS a hell. 98.9765% of the world is going there. It will have top 40 music playing in Kids Bop format over loudspeakers on every corner, day and night. We will all be forced to dress in NOTHING but graphic print t shirts and blue jeans. ABC family, VH1, and MTV will be the only 3 t.v. channels available. It is truly a bland, useless and horrifying place. I shudder. Ugh...I know I say it time and time again, and that I will continually say it time and time again, but POPULAR CULTURE MAKES ME VIOLENTLY ILL. The people we put on television today and emulate or idolize is just so sad and depressing. My sister in law, who is like my own little sister (god bless her confused, programmed little heart) just adores this cookie cutter peice of dogshit Kendra. Yes yes, the "Girls next door" Kendra. I sweat to god that woman is not human but rather a failed attempt to bring a malformed Barbie Doll to life using the brain of a slightly retarded duck and the personality of some wet dry-wall they found in a dumpster. If Kendra's brain registered a spark of intellegence she would burst into plastic melty flames due to the slightly retarded ducks inability to handle a coherent thought. It's truly sickening and disturbing that this train wreck is put on television, even worse that anyone would admire or as my sister says "just love her." Kendra is just one of the MANY of the "What the hell are you doing BREATHING much less on Television???" crowd. These Magnificent Morons of the Modern Day include but are in NO WAY limited to, the Kardashians, Those Jersey Things, The human waste they cast on shows such as "Flavor of Love", "For the love of Ray-J", basically any reality show with the words "Love" and "For" in it. Why? What are you actually contributing to society? What purpose do you serve? Why should I brake to avoid running you over in the street? We are selling ourselves into stupidity and lameness for the sake of entertainment. Yup...things are getting shot to hell in a hurry

The New C.E.O of Frustrated Incorporated would like to make the following PSA.

Good morning fellow drones, robots, clones, clowns and mimes of Frustrated Incorporated. Over the past 72 hours that our fine organization has existed, we have done absolutely nothing what so ever to see that you, our fine members whom do not exist, and the public in general, in no way benefit from the extensive amount of absolutely nothing we do. Here at FI it is possibly, though unlikely, that is is someone's goal to do something for someone, if we cared enough to. Which we do not. Over the next few days as I slowly lose interest in this, I look forward to a period of not so prosperous growth in which we ignore new challenges, shy away from bold new directives and set new standards for general apathy and overall disdain. I am in no way grateful that you are not wasting time reading this and wish syphillus upon you for having something better to do. Remember, here at Frustrated Inc.; We fucking wish you would die from peniscrotal degloving (google it). Piss on you all for your pathetic lack of attention. Go sodomize yourself with a large stick.

Somethings even a lobotomy couldn't cure...

Is it too much to ask for a faerie tale?....These words were asked recently by the girlfriend of my brother in law. I regret the first person I talk about in my family is this complete and total spaziod but such is life I suppose. Now...it's hard to get a clear picture of how absolutely and how honestly and truly CRAZY this bitch is without knowing her personally, but trust me. This bitch is 110% no holds barred certifiable. She belongs in the looney bin. We are talking about a woman who claims to talk to invisible "faeries", sees her "ghost children" that haven't been born yet. HONESTLY BELIEVES she is a DRAGON TRAPPED IN A HUMAN BODY. The list of absolute insanity goes on and on and on. The really scary part of all this is she is involved in CHILD CARE. Yes, you heard correct. She is responsible for people's children. Not my child mind you, no no no no. I would never consent to leaving my daughter with her unsupervised. I am loathe to have my daughter exposed to this whacko pain in the ass to begin with,but I do actually really like my brother in law, unfortunately that means sticking a fork in his girl creature's eye socket is pretty much out of the question. Now, check this out. She blogs about a dream she had where my brother in law turned evil and wanted to destroy the earth (HEY! that's my racket!!!) so she...KILLED HIM. Yup that's right. Killed him...stabbed him in the heart with a dagger. How's that for warm and fuzzy lovin'. "Baby I had a dream about you last night!"
"Oh yea! What did we do sweet cheeks?"
"I shoved a dagger into your heart, lover boy."
Wow....yeah...Hallmark moment there. Now to top that off SHE FUCKING BLOGGED ABOUT IT!!! It's bad enough you dream about stabbing your significant other to death, but then you BLOG ABOUT IT!????!??! Like I said. She is a total fruitloop. So according to her blog today, they are having some relationship problems. Ummm...yeah. I would kinda imagine. My advice to my brother in law is this. Get rid of her as quickly as humanly possible. You are dealing with a psychological time bomb. Get away now before it's too late. I would also highly suggest in investing in a shotgun as well. Maybe 2 shotguns. I don't think even a lobotomy could cure the kind of crazy this bitch has wrong with her. Also if you keep wondering why I refer to her as bitch, I don't do that in general but she definitely earns the term in my book. A know it all, delusional psycho controlling maniac bitch. Well that's my news and rant for the day. Run my boy...run as fast as your legs will carry you and never ever look back

Ka boom Ka boom

This blog is no longer going to be about what I had originally intended it to be about. There is just too much more to touch base on that I'm not sure at any point I will be able to limit it to any one specific thing. Starting off today...I had to breathe a little easier today. A great deal of relief. I had dodged a bullet. I had nearly walked myself into a situation upon where a huge amount of money would have been owed for a long period of time and would have been all for nothing. I managed to avoid that. Thank god. Now I just have to decide how to proceed with this whole desire to acquire some exploitable knowledge but in a much more effective and productive manner than this one would have proved to be. I also must soon find away to reach the others. A method of waving a flag, sending up a flare, or putting up a sign that says " I AM HERE, I AM SICK OF WHAT I SEE, LETS GROUP TOGETHER" One would think this wonderous tool we call the internet would facilitate that fairly easily. We shall see I suppose. I am still struggling with this feeling of repetitive uselessness and general staleness. I have got to find a way to intellectually stimulate myself. Something to keep my thoughts and my brain active and engaged. This stagnance and staleness is absolutely punishing. Well. Here we go. We'll see what happens, if anything at all